Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Donny Osmond = Poo

Who does Donny Osmond think he is? He has lost his mind. If you asked people on the street if they have heard of Donny Osmond, I bet 40% would have no idea. 10 years ago, that was probably closer to 20%, and even less prior to that. Guess what? he knows that, too. That's why he is returning to Dancing With the Stars (truly the definition of "Don't crap where you eat.") as a judge.


He proved himself to be a self righteous, self-involved piece of dung.




When not giving "dance advice"-- which was completely misguided considering he couldn't dance when he won the show-- he spent the time attempting to promote his "career." I don't deny he once had a career, but its a wreck now.




Does he know that the only reason he won the show was the overwhelming votes from the Mormon faith? He didn't actually dance the best, he prayed the best! Him giving dance advice would be like a contestant from "America's Worst Chef" opening a restaurant. Its insane!




If I was one of the "stars" on that show, I would have loved to tell him to shove his advice up his "Puppy Love" ass. You freakish, deluded mess. Shut the eff up! Go sleep with your sister.




Having Donny on the show, furthermore on Disney Music night, shows how desperate this show has become. Let's face it, even I laughed at that last sentence. DWTS= Desperate, but don't rub it in my face. What could possibly be next? I shudder to think. Get this show off the air or stay true to what made it successful. C list stars being judged on their moderate abilities and inspiring us with their phoenix from the ashes stories.




I'm not going to ask again, Tom Bergeron. make this happen.

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